Security

Someone found my social security card inside of a book from the high school library.

This is alarming for several reasons:
1. I didn’t know it was missing.
2. I graduated from high school two years ago.
3. I have no recollection of handling my social security card anywhere near library books at any time.

I have come to the conclusion that I am just stupid enough to use my social security card as a bookmark and then completely forget that I’ve done so.

Here are some pictures of my baby Oswald. He just got a handsome new haircut!